epic journey with a valid identity card expired ..
all begins on a sunny day last week, when cheerful and happy as the little heidi, I go to the bank to withdraw my hand counted by ..
her - "Miss, you look at who has the identity card has expired"
I - "but here I have a driver's license, social security number, health card"
her-"I'm sorry that is not"
I-"oops, when I come back?"
her - "tomorrow, going to do tomorrow morning and afternoon back here"
-I "look no work tomorrow morning, tomorrow afternoon and then depart"
you-"but with an identity card scduta do not leave .. "
AT THIS POINT IN MY EYE OF THE CAT OF PANIC Sherk was clearly visible ..
not panic the site says that tomorrow afternoon (Friday) the central registry office is open, I make two calculations and go to sleep soundly ..
morning at work, everything smooth, I photograph an apple and I go anagrafe, CLOSED! ok now it's just time to enter the + TOTAL PANIC!
name is a bit 'of people, then the airport, telling me to call the police, I pass the border police, who told me to call the airline, which tells me to go to the police station for me to do a paper certifying that I am me, I go to the police station, his head with great generosity you put at my disposal, makes a few calls and then with the words I said sorry can not do anything, the only person who can help me and the notary, I thank you and walk away ..
Din don,
IO-"Hello Mr. Dude, I need dr. Caio because I have an identity card expired Efra birth a few hours .."
Him-"I'm sorry today is not nor the dott.caio it foo, have a conference "
[all notaries in Palermo and then have a congress]
I-" well, thank you .. bye por mavaff # # # # # # # # blablabla "
arrival home and decide to finish the case and try to start too .. we arrive at the airport a bit 'in advance because I was still undecided whether or groped blab everything to the airport police .. I decide not to do it ..
opens in check .. .. and as in High Noon .. ... I am in a very long corridor .. me and her .. .. Only one woman among us ..
.. with a document in hand ... is the license, and the old license is not new to the board .. what everyone had told me not count as proof of identity .. Pepper looks at me with a satisfied grin and says,
AH Oh well '"with a hand wheel ..
I I give the license, she handed me the ticket e.. WE TOOK!
license for their return and we're back!
my brother got married, we enjoyed, and now that I'm the 0:00 I can say I'm two years that I graduated!
"I admire those who do not expect anything from life, not because rimmarrà never disappointed" O. Wilde 
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